Carter’s Survey

You know those “cool” survey’s that circulate the Internet? Carter filled hers out (yes, she totally typed it all herself … I did dishes while she was computing!) this evening, and wanted to share it with you! You might even learn something new about her! Enjoy!

-Birth date: August 9, 2005
-Height: 27.5 inches
-Eye color: Blue
-Hair color: R-E-D red!
-What does your name mean: “One who carts People.” Thanks Dad …
-High school graduation year: I can’t even read yet … chill out!
-Favorite relatives: My Mommy and Daddy!
-Summer memory: Coming home from the hospital, hanging out with Mom while she was off work, and playing with Sammy
-Favorite TV shows: “Survivor” – I was pissed when Terry lost!
-What’s on your mousepad: I don’t know … it’s too high up to see
-In the car- ac or windows: I dig the wind blowing through my hair
-Do you believe in yourself: I have yet to fail at anything
-Favorite game: “Where’s the Baby” rocks my world! I lose myself every time!
-Favorite drink: Milk and Apple Juice
-Favorite food: Mac and Cheese and Bananas
-Favorite colors: Yellow
-Favorite cigarettes: Duh! I’m 9 months old and am too cool to smoke! Whatever …
-Favorite sounds: The funny ones Mommy and Daddy make
-Favorite smell: My own throw-up … mmmmm … that’s good …
-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Play with my peeps
-Favorite soundtrack: Enfamil’s “Soothing Sleep” CD – it is heaven
-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I’d like to be valedictorian of my 5th grade class, and have a solid elementary education under my belt. I’d like to be dating the love of my live, and make a ton of money doing odd jobs around the house.
-First thought in the morning: “I hate it when Mom sings ‘good morning, Sunshine.’ It is too God-damn early for that shit!”
-Do you get motion sickness: I’m not sure yet – what’s this “motion” you speak of??
-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: What? By “rollercoaster” do you mean “Mom’s driving?” Yeah … that scares the shit out of me …
-How many rings before you answer the phone: Have you seen my phone pictures??? I love the phone!
-Are you a good friend: Come on, man, I rule! I’d want to be my friend!
-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: There’s cake?!? What the hell??? When do I get some???
-What do you drive: A 2006 Fisher-Price roadster … you’re jealouse
-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Nope, apparently it’s a “choking hazard.” Whatever …
-Thunderstorms cool or scary: I usually just sleep through them
-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: My namesake: Carter Oosterhouse
-What is your zodiac sign: Virgo
-What do you wear to bed: A short-sleeved onesie with a little barf on the collar or sleeve. You know, baby barf really is an accessory!
-Do you eat stems of broccoli: Yeah … don’t so much do broccoli …
-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: I don’t know … I’m a pro at doctor’s visits … maybe I’ll go that route …
-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: NEVER!
-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: I’d tattoo “ABBA” on my forehead.
-Favorite brand of gum: What’s gum?
-What is your favorite quote: “Night, night, termite.” My mom says that to me every night before she and dad kiss me good night.
-Have you ever been in love: I love my Mommy and Daddy, and my Sammy-cat, and both my FGF’s, my wonderful grandparents, and my awesome pals.
-What’s on your walls in your room: Pictures of me! My mom says I’m conceited!
-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Is it full of apple juice? Can I have it?
-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Mac and Cheese comes in different flavors???
-Favorite flavor Snapple: What the hell is Snapple? It sounds like “apple:” is it a new type of apple juice?! Oh God …
-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Andy’s Cherry Coke was yummy!
-Which kind of milk is your favorite: Enfamil’s Enhanced Lipil … yum!
-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Both, maybe. I’m trying ‘em both out.
-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: I’m not a very good typer.
-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Jewerly, cause I like to pull on it!
-What’s under your bed: My comforter set that I can’t sleep with, and pieces for my quilt Mommy’s gonna make me this summer! My mom rules!
-What’s the best number in the World: I don’t understand numbers …
-What is your dream car: The new 2007 Fisher Price roadsters should be out shortly …
-Who is your biggest crush right now: Matthew from the daycare. Good GOD he’s hot!
-Nickname: Punky, Peanut, Tater
-School: What?
-Bacon Bits Or croutons: Haven’t I answered this yet??? Mac and Cheese! Pay attention, damn it!
-Favorite Salad Dressing: Formula?
-Do you Drink: Hell yeah! Bring on the AJ!
-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Johnson & Johnson No Tears – it’s a miracle worker!
-Have you ever been skinny dipping: I got the “skinny” down, but the “dipping,” not so much
-Do you make fun of people: No, but my mom and FGF Andy are teaching me well
-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: I’ve had some sinister poops, but nothing illegal
-One pillow or two: Apparently I haven’t “earned” pillows yet!
-Pets: Sammy cat
-Favorite Movies: I don’t really watch movies
-Favorite type of music: Soothing, calm, classical
-Hobbies: Playing with my toys, eating “bowling pins,” messing around with Mommy and Daddy, and I love shopping with Mommy and FGF Andy
-Word or Phrase you overuse: “ABBA!”
-Toothpaste: I don’t have teeth
-Piercing or tattoos: I just got this sweet-ass skin, I’m not ready to destroy it yet!
-Do you get along with your parents: Hell yeah! My ‘rents are awesome! And my Mom’s hot!
-Favorite beer: Formula
-Favorite song at the moment: Fur Elise – have you heard this one yet? It’s fabulous!
-Most humiliating moment: Well, I threw up last night all over my mom. It was funny to barf all over her, but Andy and Tim saw me do it, and that was kinda embarrassing …
-Favorite Holiday: My freakin’ birthday! I heard it’s becoming a national holiday … i-9cebc8e7731bdadb075327e0560bab00-5.19.06 076.jpg